Survivor Cook Islands Review Week One

Welcome back Survivor, I missed you!

This one might be a little brief as I am trying to get ready for my Avon 2 day breast cancer walk this weekend, so I’m packing now and then hitting the road here in a couple of hours. By the way….J.P. on the Hispanic team lost his Mother to breast cancer when he was a little boy, and lost his Dad last year to a brain tumor. Poor guy.

All right, so let’s get this party started, shall we? CLICK PIC FOR RUNDOWN OF SHOW

First and foremost, I am here by stating that it is MORE than okay with me if J.P. and Adam want to keep their shirts off….honestly, I’m totally OKAY with it! Can you say yummy?!?!?!? I told my “real life” boyfriend Kirk that he had better find his Survivor girlfriend quick, because I have chosen 2 this season. Yes, there, I said it….TWO! One, Two! One of them is from my old stomping grounds (my other home) San Diego, and the other lives right here in my backyard in Marina del Rey. Well, not literally IN my backyard per say, but in my hood nonetheless. He is “representin” the Marina! How do you like my slang there? “Representin.”
I guess that is what they are saying these days, and I just trying to keep up with the Jones’, so I thought I’d try it out on you guys.

So, let’s talk about Flicka……..what the H E double L hockey sticks (you can get it, just think about it…it spells HELL) was she thinking? Ding Dong is her name from now on….so know when I speak of her, her new name is Ding Dong. Why wasn’t she sent to Exhile Island? Idiot for lifting that box up……not the sharpest tool in the shed, is she? Good thing they didn’t lose, because she would have been the first one out for sure.

Now, living back in L.A. (3 years almost….can you believe it), I would have never thought I would meet someone who knows someone on Survivor? I mean this town is so darn big and people are always spouting off about celebrities…..I of course NEVER do that. :0) But, my friend at work knows Sundra very well. They went to college together and are very good friends. Pretty cool tid bit huh?

So, let me tell you how I felt about the whole race segregation “sitch”
(short for situation). It didn’t seem to effect the game for me as a viewer. Was I uncomfortable before the show started you ask (just pretend you asked me that)….yes, of course! I thought Mark Burnett had lost his mind…..BUT, after I called him on my private Survivor hotline and spoke to him about this, he assured me all would be fine and I would still enjoy the game. Well, he is right so far.

I’m gonna break it down for you now…….

The African American women kicked butt and those two men should have NEVER doubted how strong and smart the women are! Go Ladies! You rocked the house last night!

The Caucasion group needs to tell Flicka she made herself look like a total fool on national T.V. saying….”Yeah for the Whities.” What!?!?!?!? Ding Dong! Are we gonna have another Rob and Amber fling going on out there?

The Hispanic group needs to tell J.P. that I’m HONESTLY okay with him keeping his shirt off.

The Asian group………well, Cao Boi needs his own island I think. Maybe he can find a turtle and pull some evil spirits from it’s head when it’s having a headache. Is it me….or does he not resemble Charles Manson?
Yeah, yeah, yeah…..not the whole murdering part of him, but he sorta looks like him, and it freaks me out. So, instead of calling him by his name, I shall now refer to him as Chuck!

I have to say I loved it! I thought it was a great first season opener and I only hope we can get some good ole Boston Rob drama in there.

So, stayed tune until next week…….

F.Y.I. Did anyone notice other than myself that Jeff had a new hat on? He has had the same hat since the beginning of Survivor and he was wearing a cowboy hat last night? Uh huh…..and you think I don’t notice the little things.

Peace out……….