Survivor Cook Islands Review Week Six

FINALLY people come to their senses! Whoo-hoo! PARTY! Chuck’s gone and we don’t have to listen to him any longer….well, until the finale! And, THANK GOD he didn’t make it to the jury! Can you EVEN imagine what his kooky question would be? Would it be another “Plan Voodoo?” He would probably base it on some weird dream he had the night before where a monkey and a bird spoke to him and he needs to know if the final two people can tell him what the monkey and bird said to him in his dream. If they guessed the right answer, then they could stay in the game, if not….you don’t get his vote. Sure, go ahead and laugh…but you know it’s not far from the truth.

Cristina, Cristina, Cristina…….you obviously do not know my NUMBER ONE RULE about Survivor!?!?!?! THERE IS NO CRYING ON SURVIVOR! BUT, there is only ONE, and I mean ONE and only ONE time you are allowed to cry on this game. And, that is when you play the challenge to see a family member. But, then and only then are you allowed to cry! That’s it! No crying…….NONE! So, wipe those tears and play the game. Whoopsie…..guess you can’t play anymore, can ya?

Jonathan…..you’re scaring me a little bit buddy. I think you need to maybe not be so vocal. Yes, you handle yourself well, and yes, we are only seeing what M.B. wants us to see with his editing. But, sometimes saying nothing is more powerful than saying anything at all. Your other tribe mates got that…now it’s your turn. But, in your defense, yes, Cowboy aka Chuck is a weirdo for wanting to bring the idol, and I agree with you that it is like rubbing it in the other tribes face. The whole team would have been punished with disgust from the other tribe had that happened, so maybe speaking up was the right thing to do. He didn’t bring it, right?

Let’s now discuss the challenge shall we? I HATED IT! HATED IT! HATED IT! I thought it was SO violent and unnecessary to rip people off of poles with the potential of getting really injured. I just didn’t think that was the most well thought out challenge. Would I have played that challenge you ask? HELL YES! Of course I would! I wouldn’t have liked it, but I would have fought that one till the death.

Let me ask you all this question? We are watching Survivor right? The game where you Outlast, Outwit, and Outplay each other, correct? OR…………are we watching the Dating Game? Has J.P. become Chuck Woolery and we are all watching the wrong game show? I had to look at my TV Guide to make sure I was on the right channel there for a second. O.K., enough of the googlie eyes between Adam and Candice! Come on! Did the camera man realize M.B. hired him to film Survivor and not a Love Connection? I’ve had just about enough of that nonsense. Can we do this off camera maybe? Sure, they are cute, and yeah for them, but really. Last night was just getting silly with the camera guy going back and forth between the two of them. And, then the “I love you” whisper from Candice to Adam…..oh puke!

One more thing before I go. Leave my boyfriend Ozzy alone everyone. That guy is amazing! Love him! Talk about Outwitting, Outlasting, and Outplaying everyone….well, he’s doing it and very well I might add.

Until we meet again next week…….have a good one peeps!

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