First I need to say that I really didn’t like the live action versions of the Flintstones. I didn’t like George of the Jungle, I couldn’t set through Boris and Natasha (characters from Rocky and Bullwinkle) and to say the very least I wanted to shoot myself in the head when I gave Fat Albert a chance. That being said I think it’s clear that not only am I not looking forward to this movie, I’m am unclear on why Warner Bros. would even bother. Most of the animation from the 60s, 70s and 80s relied heavily upon characters that weren’t funny but did stupid things. It worked fine in the animated realm, but when you attempt to pull those same gags using real people it just doesn’t translate. Seeing George Jetson spinning around on the dog walker is not going to work in a live action setting; we all know it. The irritating thing is that they have to do it anyway. You can’t make a Jetsons movie without having George do his signature move; fans will be ticked off if you do.

But since I am only a humble writer and have no say within this machine we call Hollywood, I can only bring you the movie news. So the news is that The Jetsons will be a live action film in theaters everywhere in the near future. Variety has confirmed the long standing rumor and apparently Warner Bros. have given the project a green light. So I scoured the net as I often have in the past and here are the little bits of info that you have come to expect from our fine site.

Director: Adam Shankman
Screenwriter: Sam Harper
Producer: Denise Di Novi

I have read a number of reports that Jonathan Lipnicki from “Jerry Maguire” will star as the new Elroy Jetson: I know that sounds bizarre but it’s the word on the street, both wtopnews.com and Movietome.com, confirmed it. I would like to point out that it is still only a rumor. The film will also star STEVE MARTIN, DIANE LANE and LINDSAY LOHAN. I can almost guarantee Steve Martin, everything I have read about this film connects Mr. Martin to the lead roll of George Jetson. All I can say about this is: Steve, What are you thinking about man! I remember the good old days when Steve was funny and chose great movies to play in; remember The Jerk? Anyway that’s the cast so far.

Just in case you don’t already know the synopsis I will lay it on you direct from the Warner Bros. forum: This live-action big-screen version of the long-lived classic TV cartoon (which ran from 1962 to 1988) will focus on the adventures of the titular futuristic family, including father George, mom Judy, and kids Jane and Elroy.

So there you have it. No pictures yet, no teaser trailers; only the foreshadowing of a disaster of a movie soon to be.