O.K. so a lot of people have been telling me I’m getting too soft and nice on my reviews, so guess what? No more Mrs. Nice Gal! I’m done being nice, and back to calling a spade a spade! HA!
I must say it was great to hear Jeff Probst announce “Welcome to Survivor Gabon,” I missed hearing the music, see Jeff’s dimples, and looking at half naked men playing a game called Survivor! Oh come on….you guys get to see the ladies in their bras and underwear, so it’s really a win/win situation, isn’t it?
I will say this to start with, I do not like Ace AT ALL! And, I can tell you right here and right now, I will NEVER like him! So, don’t even think of sending me an email and trying to convince me as to why I should give him another shot! I won’t do it! I will however say this, he is a physical threat, he is probably a very smart player, and he’s not bad looking. BUT, he is arrogant to no end, he is weird, and he thinks he runs the show! Um, let me tell you something baldy, you aren’t running any show yet, and for you to come out and think you know this game because you have had a “privileged” life does not mean you are going to win! He makes me want to puke! GET OVER YOURSELF BALDY! I’m already over you, and it’s only the first week.
Now, when the game first started I wasn’t sure how I was going to feel about Gary. He is cranky, kind of a smart ass, and doesn’t seem like a very happy fella. But, by the time the 2 hours was over, he had become my favorite player. He is friggin’ hilarious! He called a spade a spade and let everyone else fight amongst themselves and just sat back and watched. And, he says some really funny things. So, for now and I know it’s early, I’m rooting for Gary.
I can’t say I blame GC for not wanting to be the leader. Hell, I wouldn’t want to be the leader either. Way too much pressure and way too much stress. I think he may have lost it out there being the leader, but then again, he was bullied into it, which wasn’t fair. I did however think he was an ASS to Gillian about the noise and sleeping situation. Simmer down GC and don’t take yourself so seriously out there. Come on!
Now, let’s get to the Straight vs. Gay love affair we have going on between Marcus and Charlie! I have to say it is the cutest and funniest thing I’ve seen in a long, long time! Oh my god, Charlie is a smitten kitten and Marcus (my boyfriend this season by the way) is loving every minute of it. I am loving their dynamic so far! Too cute for words.
Thank the LORD they got rid of that annoying little chick Michelle! I couldn’t stand her! O.K. is it me, or did she just seem so put out that she was on Survivor? I do believe you sign up and audition on your own with no gun put to your head, right? So, what is she bitching about? So what, you ate a termite, and you showed a little nipple to the gamer boy, oh yeah and you got to the hill first. Who cares?!?!??! Not me! Need I remind you Michelle, using the word retarded is offensive and not P.C. So, you might want to rethink what words you use when describing things. And, while I’m on my soap box…..why don’t you eat some carbs, because girl you need it!
So, until we meet again next week.
